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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

My Sociology lecturer has no qualms about outrightly showing his dissatisfaction with the Science students. He goes on and on about them during lectures. Below is a preview of what he is capable of doing. (An abstract from his blog)

some simple explanations for chim words:

Antibody: against everyone > >
Artery: the study of fine paintings > >
Bacteria: back door to a cafeteria > >
Caesarean section: a district in Rome > >
Cardiology: advanced study of poker playing > >
Coma: a punctuation mark > >
Dilate: to live longer > >
Genes: blue denim slacks > >
Haemorrhoid: a male from outer space > >
Impotent: distinguished, well-known > >
Labour pain: hurt at work > >
Organ Transplant: what you do to your piano when you move > >
Protein: in favour of young people > >
Red blood count: Count Dracula > >
Secretion: hiding anything > >
Tablet: a small table > >
Terminal illness: getting sick at the airport > >
Urine: opposite of "you're out" > >
Varicose: very close > >
Vein: conceited (heow ah!)